The cong started laughing... I had tears rolling down my face... The other kids on the platform were just staring at me!
Bastards!
I remember a story of a CA where a platform man had to come on to adjust a mike or something. There was a small thin hedge of plants at the front of the platform so he thought he would be unobtrusive by crawling on his hands and knees to do the job. Didn't work. - hilarious!